Another Educated Stupid Person

After many wasted years I have finally graduated. The school system has cranked out yet another educated dummy. I now have a wortless little piece of paper that says I am an educated man, and still my education has done me no good. Now, instead of being rich and famous, I wasted four years of my dwindling life and am a broke hopeless man. Aside from this depressing thought, it feels good to be done with school (till this fall) and as potential patients, beware a new graduate nurse on the loose. As I have said before and will say again, "In case of a hankering to go to college, here's what to do: Swiftly bash head into immovable object and repeat as often as needed until the said hankering is gone for good from your now bashed head. Oh what I would give for the days when life was simple. No taxes, no college, no paperwork, no girls, no bills, no worries (except that lunch-time would never come), no responsibilities, ah yes, that was the life." That is more true now than ever, but at least now that I have an education I know how to deal with everything. Now I must find a job, pass my state boards, and act like a nurse.